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The chipper white Aryans (be a feerd of furiners!) at Family Security Matters have an anonymous CIA operative who will answer your questions—and help fan the flames of paranoia that keeps the Dems cowed and Bush on top.

Here's what I decided to Ask Willa:

Is it possible for Islamic Fascists to wreak havoc by planting explosives in produce?

Given how widespread potatoes are in this country, it seems to me that vegetable bombs pose a significant threat.

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