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Inflate bag with gas, let bag leak slowly in front of a microphone.

The homophobic Rev. Ken Hutcherson showed up at the Microsoft company meeting to threaten the corporation if they continued to support gay rights. Box Turtle Bulletin has the video and details.

When it was later pointed out to Hutcherson that 97% of the shareholders supported Microsoft's policies, Hutcherson made noises about getting different shareholders, i.e. taking over the company. As Box Turtle points out, at $34 a share, Microsoft has a market capitalization of around $318 billion dollars.

If anyone was shaking in their boots, it was from laughter.