Buffy Wisdom Monday!

PRINCIPAL WOOD:OK then. And, Buffy, relax. There's only three things these kids understand: the boot, the bat, and the bastinada. (chuckles, no response from Buffy) It's the... it's a... it's a bad joke. It's the bastinada. No one ever knows what that thing is.

BUFFY: Wooden rod to slap the soles of the feet in Turkish prisons, but if made with the correct wood makes an awesome Billy club.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: I think you're gonna fit in just fine.

Season 7, Beneath You