Buffy Wisdom Monday

BUFFY: (seeing Morgan and his dummy) Ewww, dummy!
XANDER: (sees a mime and jumps in his seat) Dyow! Mime!
WILLOW: I think dummies are cute. You don't?
BUFFY: Uuuhhh. They give me the wig. Ever since I was little.
WILLOW: What happened?
BUFFY: I saw a dummy. It gave me the wig. There really wasn't a story there.

Season 1, "The Puppet Show."